katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via anything-es-possible)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via pizza)

ugly:

stability:

ugly:

my nipples keep getting hard and idk why

that just means ur pregnant brett (:

oh…my…..god HOW am i going to tell my mom

(via sorry)